Old scientists never die...

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2006-03-02 11:56

OLD statisticians never die, they just undergo a transformation
OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent
OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities
Old mathematicians never die, they tend to zero
Old mathematicians never die...they just become angles
Old mathematicians never die, they just lose their functions
Old mathematicians never die - they just decay
Old mathematicians never die....they just become irrational
OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world
OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherent
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just reach maximum entropy
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react
Old chemists never die they just reach equilibrium
Old chemists never die, they just smell that way
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes
OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away
Old oceanographers never die, they just stop having a whale of a time
Old oceanographers never die, they just forget about any upswellings
Old oceanographers never die, their tides just go into permanent wane
Old oceanographers never die - they just stop making waves
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystalize
OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings
OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact
Old software engineers never die, they just crash and dump core.
Old software engineers never die, they just go out of context.
Old software engineers never die, they just reboot
Old software engineers never die, they just spin in a tight loop
Old software engineers never die, they just get interrupted
Old software engineers never die, they just become incompatible
Old software engineers never die, they just flip-flop
Old software engineers never die, they just stop byting
Old software engineers never die, they just logout
Old network engineers never die, they just stop pinging
Old network engineers never die, they just find a new route
Old network engineers never die, they just get disconnected
Old network engineers never die, they just lose their token
Old optical engineers never die, they just lose their light

:D :D :D
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